Osama Van Halen

Y siguen las noticias de Osama Bin Laden circulando; y ya no sabemos si es para desprestigiar al maloso que inventaron la Disney y Bush, o si no deberían ya sorprendernos este tipo de conexiones entre el rock y pop y la política.

Resulta que una ex-esclava sexual de Bin Laden afirma en su autobiografía que por ahi del año 96 Osama la obligaba a bailar desnuda con música de Van Halen; y que además le exigía que se moviera como "una chica blanca occidental". Otras cosas que esta señora balconeo de Osama es que el barbón era fan de Whitney Houston y le gustaba los B-52`s y su "Rock de la Langosta" :

In her autobiography, Kola Boof claims that in 1996 she was kept as a "sex slave" by bin Laden in Morocco, where he would "become this devout party boy who wanted to hear Van Halen or some B-52s. To this day, I would hear the song Rock Lobster in my sleep. I would be jerking around like a white girl … 'Dance like a Caucasoid girl!' he would say."

Osama's highest praise, however, was reserved for Whitney Houston, who was "the most beautiful woman he'd ever seen". Such was his love of the infidel chanteuse, Boof remembers that he wanted to arrange a meeting with Houston, buy her a mansion in a Khartoum suburb and have Bobby Brown killed.